When I made the decision to become a unicorn, pay was not a key factor. looking shiny, being around rainbows and gold, and having a long and hard phallus on my head to screw with others’ lives and sanity were. The disruption to my actual physical existence was also an important consideration. I had some ground to believe that my family would not suffer a drastic change in the standard of living even though I would experience complete vanishment and detachment from the reality of actual real people. If the balance is tilted further and hallucinogens continue to be outlawed in most places of the world, it will make it harder for anyone considering becoming unicorns.
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