he really said that

June 17, 2009 at 3:31 am (armchair politics, funny, quote-unquote)

on MM lee:
“During Lee Kuan Yew’s triumphant visit to Malaysia he made it known to the Malaysian supplicants that Singapore regards the lands within 6000 miles radius of Singapore as its hinterland. This includes Beijing and Tokyo and of course Malaysia… Of course this self-deluding perception places Singapore at the centre of a vast region. It is therefore the latter day Middle Kingdom. The rest are peripheral and are there to serve the interest of this somewhat tiny Middle Kingdom… I have a lot more to say about this little Emperor but I will reserve it for later. “

on malaysia’s own PM:
“The great 5th Prime Minister has decided that since the people of Johore did not want to sell sand to Singapore, Malaysia would not build any bridge, straight or crooked, or negotiate and settle the other issues like the Central Provident Fund, the Railway land. Maybe the 5th Prime Minister thinks he is punishing Singapore. Actually he is giving Singapore what its wants including the 3 sen per 1000 gallons water until 2061. Think of how many grains of nasi lemak we can buy with 3 sen in 2061. Imagine what 1000 gallons will earn for Singapore at that time. Can’t think of a more astute PM for Malaysia.”

lol

- from the blog of dr mahathir mohamed.

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seeing signs

April 26, 2009 at 3:26 pm (armchair politics, school)

postcolonial studies has screwed with my mind so bad, and i see orientalist binarisms everywhere. for example, seeing the singapore girl (i.e. stewardesses) in the kebaya is no longer ‘hot’ or a fetishy figure anymore. but a deliberate attempt on singapore’s part to pander to western orientalist notions, exoticising the concept of the “asian” beauty.

and thus i feel sad/angry/indignant for my own kind of people.

whoops.

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is it any wonder?

April 22, 2009 at 9:08 am (armchair politics)

isn’t it funny how in barbaric activites like armies bombing each other to death, they actually follow rules? like no firing in the no-fire zone, no killing of red cross personnel, no attacking without declaration etc.

attacking without a declaration is also called terrorism, amongst other things. as if sounding a warning makes it any less terrible.

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ex-microsoft boss tries his hand at troubleshooting

February 6, 2009 at 6:54 pm (armchair politics, strange enough)

title aside, i am all for and applaud bill gates doing his bit to save the world!

LONG BEACH, California (AFP) – Microsoft founder turned disease-battling philanthropist Bill Gates loosed mosquitoes at an elite Technology, Entertainment, Design (TED) Conference to make a point about the deadly sting of malaria.

“Malaria is spread by mosquitoes,” Gates said while opening a jar onstage at a gathering known to attract technology kings, politicians, and Hollywood stars.

“I brought some. Here I’ll let them roam around. There is no reason only poor people should be infected.”

As he has in travels on behalf of his eponymous charitable foundation, Gates detailed the strides made in dealing with malaria in affluent countries and the need to fight the disease in impoverished nations.

“There is more money put into baldness drugs than into malaria,” Gates quipped, triggering laughter. “Now, baldness is a terrible thing and rich men are afflicted. That is why that priority has been set.”

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broadcast thyself

January 24, 2009 at 3:48 pm (armchair politics, strange enough)

VATICAN CITY – Puffs of smoke, speeches in Latin and multipage encyclicals have all been used by the Vatican to communicate with the faithful. Now the pope is trying to broaden his audience by joining the wannabe musicians, college pranksters and water-skiing squirrels on YouTube. In his inaugural YouTube foray Friday, Pope Benedict XVI welcomed viewers to this “great family that knows no borders” and said he hoped they would “feel involved in this great dialogue of truth.”

“Today is a day that writes a new page in history for the Holy See,” Vatican Radio said in describing the launch of the site, http://www.youtube.com/vatican

wow.

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contemporary postcolonial mambo song

January 16, 2009 at 2:31 am (armchair politics, music, prose, random, strange enough)

Well Jo’anna she runs a country
She runs in Durban and the Transvaal
She makes a few of her people happy, oh
She don’t care about the rest at all
She’s got a system they call apartheid
It keeps a brother in a subjection
But maybe pressure can make Jo’anna see
How everybody could a live as one

(Chorus:)
Gimme hope, Jo’anna
Hope, Jo’anna
Gimme hope, Jo’anna
‘Fore the morning come
Gimme hope, Jo’anna
Hope, Jo’anna
Hope before the morning come

I hear she make all the golden money
To buy new weapons, any shape of guns
While every mother in black Soweto fears
The killing of another son
Sneakin’ across all the neighbours’ borders
Now and again having little fun
She doesn’t care if the fun and games she play
Is dang’rous to ev’ryone

(Chorus)

She’s got supporters in high up places
Who turn their heads to the city sun
Jo’anna give them the fancy money
Oh to tempt anyone who’d come
She even knows how to swing opinion
In every magazine and the journals
For every bad move that this Jo’anna makes
They got a good explanation

(Chorus)

Even the preacher who works for Jesus
The Archbishop who’s a peaceful man
Together say that the freedom fighters
Will overcome the very strong
I wanna know if you’re blind Jo’anna
If you wanna hear the sound of drums
Can’t you see that the tide is turning
Oh don’t make me wait till the morning come

(Chorus)

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moussa dadis camara

December 27, 2008 at 4:16 pm (armchair politics)

as we go about celebrating christmas and boxing day and/or going about our days which are as plain-sailing and peaceful as they are boring, major upheaval is going on in a country far removed, geographically and in terms of living conditions.

captain moussa dadis camara, key mastermind in the military coup d’état that has gone on in the african state of guinea. after the death of lansana conte, who had served as president for 24 years (and himself from the military), the vacuum of power made the conditions for the coup d’état (starting 23rd december) rather more favourable.

i think back to all the usurpations of such kind that i am personally been familiar with, and they’ve all been rather ugly to say the least.

but here is this man, moussa camara, who holds a masters degree in economics. little violent force was use in the coup, and camara’s men went about taking over key institutions like the prime minister’s office without much fuss. large crowds gathered at a parade held in the city by camara and his gang, which pointed to a celebratory mood more than an atmosphere of fear. ahmed souare, prime minister from the previous regime, has pledged loyalty to camara, now officially the head of state of guinea.

camara has promised “credible and transparent presidential elections by the end of December 2010″, and any new government to be ethnically balanced. he also warned that he would “personally go after anyone that tries to corrupt us”, whilst declaring his party to be unsusceptible to bribes. he had, in a nice gesture, also lifted street curfews temporarily to ensure that christmas celebrations go ahead without problems, even though guinea is a predominantly islamic state and the christians constitute a religious minority. (85% muslim, 7-8% christian)

i have no idea about his future plans and have little access to knowledge of previous coups but hmm, sounds like a good man eh?

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just when you thought thai politics could not be weirder

November 22, 2008 at 5:08 am (armchair politics, funny, quote-unquote)

A maverick Thai general who has threatened to bomb anti-government protesters and drop snakes on them from helicopters has been reassigned as an aerobics teacher, the Bangkok Post said on Friday.

Major-general Khattiya Sawasdipol, a Rambo-esque anti-communist fighter more commonly known as Seh Daeng, reacted with disappointment to his new role as a military instructor promoting public fitness at marketplaces.

“It is ridiculous to send me, a warrior, to dance at markets,” he said, before launching an attack on his boss, army chief Anupong Paochinda. “The army chief wants me to be a presenter leading aerobics dancers. I have prepared one dance. It’s called the ‘throwing-a-hand-grenade’ dance,” he said.

Reuters

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a brave old world

November 17, 2008 at 4:54 pm (armchair politics, funny, quote-unquote)

“in 1882, Congress (of America) passed an act prohibiting the immigration of three classes of people into the United States for 10 years: lunatics, idiots, and Chinese.”

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world peace! -peace sign-

November 7, 2008 at 6:30 pm (armchair politics)

“TEHRAN — President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran sent an unusual letter congratulating President-elect Barack Obama on Thursday for his victory in the American presidential race, even though the two nations have had no diplomatic ties for nearly 30 years.”
- New York Times

notwithstanding the fact that he’s the biggest celebrity president anywhere in the world i’ve ever seen in my lifetime, and that he generates support and plenty of buzz not only among americans but also usually politically-apathetic people from far-flung corners of the world (like a certain southeast asian island), i truly think this man represents genuine hope for whatever notions of world peace that have gone out of the window over the past few decades, post-war.

he looks different and feels different. for all the talk of war, american resolves of steel, axes of evil, and preemptive strikes that we’ve heard in the past 8 years, this man represents reconciliation, harmony and repairing fractured relations. and personally, not really caring about their economy, i like this part of him very much. he is, in many senses of the word, a new kind of candidate president.

and in the two days past he’s been all-action, showing he means business. soaring oratory got him the job, and now it’s time to do it. and i think he’ll make it. which means we’re potentially seeing a legend in the making.

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political excess hits new heights

October 23, 2008 at 6:54 pm (armchair politics)

sarahhhh palin spends US$150,000 of donor-contributed campaign funds on designer clothes! $75,062 at neiman marcus and $49,425 at saks fifth avenue, to be exact.

“i don’t think joe the plumber wears manolo blahniks”

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a new kind of candidate

July 24, 2008 at 4:44 pm (armchair politics)

obama had taken an unusual step for a democrat, praising the administration of george HW bush, one that is often seen as the most hardheaded or coldblooded, depending on your point of view, in recent memory.

obama rarely speaks in the moralistic tones of the current bush administration. he doesn’t divide the world into good and evil when speaking about terrorism. he sees countries and even extremist groups as complex, motivated by power, greed and fear as much as pure ideology. he never uses the soaring language of bush’s freedom agenda, preferring instead to talk about enhancing people’s economic prospect, civil society and – his key word – dignity.

as important as what obama says is what he passes up: a series of obvious cheap shots against bush.

obama sees a world that is in many ways going our way. as nations develop, they become more modern and enmeshed in the international economic and political system. to him, countries like iran and north korea are holdouts against the tide of history. it is america’s job to push these progressive forces forward, using soft power more than hard, and to try to get the world’s major powers to solve the world’s major problems. call him an optimistic realist, or a realistic optimist, but don’t call him naive.

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hmm

July 24, 2008 at 4:25 pm (armchair politics)

“in explaining the goal of the 9/11 attacks, he (osama bin laden) pointed out that they inflicted about $500 billion worth of damage to the american economy yet cost only $500,000.”

“in response to a total of five deaths from anthrax, the u.s. government has spent $5 billion on new security procedures.”

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how clinton can now win the race

June 2, 2008 at 12:57 am (armchair politics, quote-unquote)

So, the Democratic National Committee has bent the rules for Senator Clinton and effectively given her 87 delegates and Senator Obama 63 from two states that were not supposed to be counted. That gives Clinton a grand total of 1,580 pledged (more or less) delegates, and Obama 1,711. While, technically that still leaves Obama with “the lead,” there are 86 pledged delegates remaining to be awarded in Puerto Rico, Montana, and South Dakota. This means that Clinton can still pull it out if she picks up 153 percent of the remaining delegates, an improvement on the 181 percent she would have needed to pick up if not for the Michigan-Florida deal.

- David Swanson, from afterdowningstreet.

lol!

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quote-unquote

May 8, 2008 at 6:40 pm (armchair politics, funny, quote-unquote)

“The most likely scenario for Hillary to become president, however: Barack Obama wins 54% of the remaining pledged delegates and 60% of undecided superdelegates, and Hillary shoots him in the face with her fake Hitler Gun, and then Al Gore becomes president again at the convention and she shoots him too, the end.”

- wonkette.com

LOL!

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deal or no deal?

April 23, 2008 at 10:03 pm (armchair politics, quote-unquote, strange enough)

“I’m thrilled to be on deal or no deal with you tonight. come to think of it, i’m thrilled to be anywhere with high ratings these days”

“Howie (gameshow host), i don’t know if you are free to come to washington anytime soon but i have to reach an agreement with congress on the federal budget. how’d you like to host a 3 trillion dollar deal or no deal?”

- george w. bush

(irregardless, the contestant was an ex-army captain who served in iraq, who cites bush as his hero and volunteered to serve in iraq in his second and third tours. bush had a nice personal message for him thanking him for his brave service. nice touch, george.)

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quote-unquote

April 18, 2008 at 9:40 am (armchair politics, quote-unquote)

“If they are still undecided at this point, what they are saying is they are undecided about Hillary Clinton. That doesn’t bode well for Hillary’s mathematically questionable strategy for winning the nomination. What a voter is basically saying is: “Hey, I have known you for 15 years or so, and I’m still not quite sure about you. This new guy, I’ve known for about a hot minute, and both of you are on equal footing.”

-Mwita, Los Angeles

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pakistani politics

February 21, 2008 at 9:23 am (armchair politics)

i don’t follow pakistan’s politics much, but i know that musharraf (can i say ‘the bad guy’?) and his party have been convincingly defeated by the pakistan people’s party, once headed by the martyr benazir bhutto.

it’d be slightly interesting to see what happens next. it may not be all good news, for people were known to dislike musharraf for his closeness to bush and the US. hmm.

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obama (ba)racks up 10th win in a row…

February 20, 2008 at 2:08 pm (armchair politics, quote-unquote, random, strange enough)

…in the states of wisconsin and hawaii!

i’m not sure why i’ve been meaning to use that lousy-ass pun for very long.

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vehicles for change

February 19, 2008 at 12:53 am (armchair politics, funny)

Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, co-founders of Ben and Jerry’s, publically announced their endorsement of Barack Obama for President today. Along with Senator Leahy, they drove to American Flatbread in Burlington (Vermont) in “ObamaMobiles” which they designed to help get out the vote for Vermont’s March 4th primary.

“The ObamaMobiles are true vehicles for change. (lol!) There’s a lot at stake in this election. All Vermonters need to make their voices heard and vote.”

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